We packed up the crock pot and stock pot along
with our nightly meals of red swedish
candy fish flavored dreams
we’re using only homeopathic medication
meditation and masturbation to sooth
our tight and tired muscles
we thank you for all the kind letters and
support over the years
we’ve left a note attached to the refrigerator
with a magnet that has a poem
about the benefits of oatmeal
along with our phone number in case
you need to get in touch
we’ve gone to a place where every table
has a bottle of red hot sauce
if you can handle it use it, a few shakes
will take you places
